Paul Woodcock
as Harry Hertford
Paul Ludlow
as Max
Ivan Mansutti
as the baddie
Ian Tucknott
as Norm
Emma Tozer
as Jen
Bill Hooper
as Eddie
Vicky Hooper
as the editor
Dan James
as Paddy
Dave Hodson
as Victor's Father
Mark Garvey
as Victor
Paul Ludlow
as Luke
Lisa West
as Susan
Dani Ludlow
as Olivia
Stuart Offord
as Johnny
Emma Sharman
as Hope
Stuart Offord
as Gerry
Katie Lawrence
as Ruth
Ben Drake
as Eric
Ian Tucknott
as Leatherjon
Madison Mitchell
as Madison
Paul Ludlow
as Stan the Stag
Julie Read
as the Mayor
Kris May
as camera-boy
Gemma Dillon
as the reporter
James Hingley
as Doc
Ben Wain
as Igor
Tranq Lobo
as the stupid yank
Tom Brain
as the Priest
James Pressland
as geezer
Lewis Sykes
as bruv
Kayleigh Richter
as the love-bunny
Simon Woodcock
as the idiot
The Hertfordshire Hero
as himself
Sue-Ellen Wilson
as Jaqui Kirby